I played softball on unsteady feet today and felt better about myself than I have in a long time. It’s not everday one gets to witness a complete and total lack of athletic skill on the scale that I can display. The “field” was a dirt track ran over with prairie dog holes, ant beds, and cacti. It is the West Texas version of blacktop.
I’m a natural at throwing things and wanting to run home.
I want to start a kickball league. No bats or gloves needed. Any takers?
You obviously have never seen me play basketball. Rather…”attempt” to play basketball. Whenever that orange ball enters my clutches, people tear their clothes, don sackcloth and cover themselves in ashes. They mourn for the disgrace that the world of basketball suffered that day, and they pray to the gods of basketball, that they shall spare them, for the people knew not the horrors (no, make that atrocities) that I was capable of. Volleyball on the other hand…
YOU NEED A SKETCH HERE YES THANKS
Pardon my ignorance…but were you referring to myself, or otherwise? And by sketch…were you referring to a hasty drawing, a comedic short, or otherwise?
fig. I was referring to the blue girl. At the time, she had little sketches on all her posts except this one.
But feel free to add your own–hasty drawing, comedic short, and otherwise.