Archive for 2006/07


Meet me tonight in Atlantic City.

There’s a difference between pity and compassion. My hate for feeling pity is only superseded by my hate for feeling pitied. Compassion, on the other hand, is a noble feeling. Right?
I have a big problem with “Christian” apparel, merchandise, window stickers, etc.
I used to think it was a good thing I didn’t have a Jesus […]

[wait, what?]

Got the little mp3 player working now. I know you’re excited. So here’s how this is gonna work. Every Sunday, expect new music to delight your ears. We’ll let you know what we’re listening to. Our tastes are diverse, so you’re sure to like something.
This week’s picks thus far:
dismarum - […]

A Belgian will never let you down

Famous Belgians:
Culliford, Pierre, alias “Peyo”, the creator of “The Smurfs”
Lotti, Helmut, international pop singer
Massis, John, the man with the strongest teeth in the world
Pien, Armand, Belgian weather man for more than 35 years
Samson, famous Belgian TV-dog
Sax, Adolphe, inventor of the saxophone
Claiborne, Liz, fashion designer
Van Damme, Jean-Claude, action-film hero
Zimmer, Louis, world-famous clockmaker
Vanthilt, Marcel, ex-VJ on MTV […]

Have you seen mis pantalones?

I like pants. A lot. A whole whole whole lot. I really like pants.
 But anyway, I really just wanted to share about the muffins. We….well, melissa really, created a muffin tray today. The muffins looked as though they were puking ham and mustard. Who would eat such a concoction? Not I said the dog. Right. […]

So I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up.

I feel like chaos today.
Thursday night’s burning question was: “What happened to Lisa Loeb? Have we seen her since Firecracker?” Maybe you have the same thought plaguing you. If so, fret no more: she has had several releases. Trusty ol’ Wikipedia informed me that Firecracker was actually a ‘97 release (Dude, I’m so behind!), and […]

[”honest” used to mean “virgin”]

Weird, huh? Looking for an honest relationship was something completely different. I imagine the phrase “I’d like to be honest with you” carried a good deal of disappointment, followed by frustration.
I was going through some of my old poetry a second ago and threw up in my mouth a little bit. I […]

[maybe i’m the insenstive one]

Okay so I may have been wrong, but if you have a problem with me, tell it to me instead of screaming it out loud like it was a performance.
You’re wound up too tight.

[when you do ___, i feel ___ because ___]

I think therapy is pretty much useless.
Alright, that’s a huge lie. But in all honesty, what I’ve learned in the past 3 months working in a mental facility is that words are mostly used for manipulation. They’re a tool to get what one wants. It’s interesting to see the system at work […]

“If Hoodies and Converse were heaven, I would plan my own assasination.”

Hoodies really are the best thing ever. Aren’t they. Yes, that’s a period. Not a question mark. Because really, it was a rhetorical question and rhetorical questions never deserve question marks. If they had question marks then people might take them seriously and there would be absolute chaos. It’s just more polite. So don’t put question […]