Yesterday I rolled around in a massive puddle of urine while I wrestled a completely naked twelve year old girl to the ground. She was ripping out fistfulls of her own hair prior to this. She settled for kicking two other staff members and attempting to take a rather gignormous chunk out of my right arm with her teeth when we took her to the floor.

As a note, people are very hard to hold when both you and they are covered in liquid excretement.

Fifteen minutes. That’s the exact time. Fifteen minutes in a urine puddle. I kept on praying some very sincere prayers to God to not throw up.

I didn’t.

I really love my job.