Quotes from today:

T.A. sends response email about my frustrating correspondence course.
T.A.: Yes you can use bacon.

New person in class has to tell something interesting about himself.
New boy: When I was 12, my mom had triplets.
Professor: Were you one of them?

Walking through Wal-Mart, a light overheard is flickering as if about to burn out.
Little girl (pointing to light): Mommy, that light is having a bad day.

Oh my gosh. I wanted to keep her.
I was thinking of writing more, but my computer hates me right now. Someone send dismarum to the rescue.

Peace, love, and quotes to make you happy.