Self portait.
Corel Painter IX + Intuos 3.
Three hours.
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Sorry I didn’t get music up yesterday.  I was home for a total of 4 awake hours, I think.  Blah.
The site should look pretty and actually match by the end of today.  It’s finally gotten on my nerves.  I think I have about 3 different layouts meshed together and I’m sick of the inconsistencies.  More […]

How is it that the makers of Cadillac and Lexus thought it would be a good idea to make bright-ass space-age colored headlights that blind other drivers, even those operating in night vision mode? Seriously. Those headlights are the worst.
Here’s the woodchip (or whatever it was) I found in my Arby’s burger:

I bought some new […]

WHEEEE. I got Tom Cruise in the mail today. No, not the celebrity scientologist guy, the Ill Lit album. Duh. My love for Ill Lit continues to grow with each listen. In case you’re completely computer-illiterate (Ill Lit-erate, ha!), all you have to do is click right here.
Mac Powell sounds a little like Eddie Vedder […]

Art imitates life, right? Or life imitates art? Or vice-versa?
It occurred to me last night that the Middle English lai I was studying was strikingly similar to my current situation. Then in class today, I found myself saying, “I think it sounds like a great deal. I wouldn’t mind being her.” The class tittered (yes, […]

I walk funny. Now I know I’ve mentioned this several times before, but for those who don’t know, I have a tendancy to stare at the ground when I walk. I have many theories why I do so, ranging from self-esteem issues to my severe tendency to be clumsy, but last week while walking to […]

When we were growing up, my mom provided our imaginary friend for us. Her name was Sarah, and she would tell us stories about the bald principal at the school where my mom worked. Then one day Sarah got ran over and died. I guess my mom got tired of doing her voice. I miss […]

She hates today.  I remember that much.  Actually, to be fair to myself, I remember a lot of things regarding this particular facet of my life.  I was happy for her.  I still wanna tell her that.
I’m going to be late to class n’ I have a test that I haven’t studied for and I […]

OH MY GOSH, I AM GOING TO BE LATE TO WORK.
flint - NOFX, Last Conservative
jane - Ray LaMontagne, Calexico
dismarum - Morningwood, Sahara Hotnights

Why is it that when talking to someone and there is absolutely nothing else to say, the silence must always be filled!?!?! I don’t understand! For example:
me: watsup
you: nothing much you?
me: nothing much here either
you: cool
(five minutes later)
you: sooooo…….
       ^^^^^exactly what i am talking about!!!
Just enjoy your awkward silences people!!! It’s also much more hilarious […]