ATTENTION:
I have just eaten a Sonic bacon, egg, and cheese burrito. It was, hands down, one of THE tastiest things I’ve ever experienced and–dare I say–better than the BK stacker. Even the little package of salsa was delicious goodness (and I normally detest little packaged salsas). Yes, for only $1.99 plus tax, you too can enjoy this delicious treat:

Or maybe this is coming from the girl who’s eaten very little real food for the past week. But we won’t mention that.
Moving on.

Did anyone know Ill Lit released a new album this May?! If so, shame on you for not letting TD know. It’s everything I could’ve hoped it would be and more. You can check out a few songs on their myspace page, hinthinthint. Stop singing along with that sexy back song and find some real music. Haha. As if the sexy back song actually has words. The beat’s pretty good, though, but that says nothing for ol’ bad boy JT himself. But I digress.

OH NO. PARIS HILTON MAKES…MUSIC?!?! Oh, dear God. Someone pray for this world.

Ahem.
Speaking of myspace music, Pete Yorn is myspace’s current Featured Artist. Blah, blah. Why does this disappoint me? I should be proud. Alas, the musical snobbery continues.

Greatness (or potential greatness, I should say) due out this week:
New Carbon Leaf, Citizen Cope, and Everclear. Also, the new MZD novel, Only Revolutions, comes out Tuesday. Oh, if only I had a month to hole up in my room and absorb it. Alas.

To preview albums before they drop, stay tuned to VH1.com.

I see several comments about the TD&Co. membership (ms. speedy & flickr whore megan): technically, we only have one member of TD&Co. signed up so far, and we’re the world’s worst procrastinators. However, I highly encourage you to join. It’ll light a fire under our asses, so to speak.

So to speak.

Peace, love, and bacon for the masses.