Sometimes I think about documenting my bruises on here. Not for you, but more for me. I get them in weird places now and frequently. You can see them in the shape of heel marks against shin bones, purple and blue fingerprints around my wrists and shoulders, nail marks against my palms, carpet burn and bites on my arms. I used to count them, but I can’t anymore.

Here’s a new rule: if you’re married, please wear a wedding ring and do not flirt on and off with me for a month+.

Figures.