So earlier today I saw a girl rip open an incision from her surgery she had on her stomach, fully insert her index finger, wiggle it around several times, extract it, and then smear blood on the observation window of the locked room.
My response to this was to take a big bite of my dinner […]
Hah. Something coming soon. Really soon. The Ambassador is currently in the works. If you don’t know what that means, well then, good.
I got a mill grinder and french press for Christmas. I’m happily caffeinated.
Hrm. TD has recently been experiencing an influx of spam comments promoting anal sex with […]
Peace, love, and Merry Christmas.
I think we left our lights on for Santa… like Chris said to do, but I’m not entirely sure.
Woosh~~~~ Woosh ~~~~ Here comes Christmas.
I had Christmas cinamin roles this morning. They were absolutely delicious in that my-stomach-feels-sick-from-too-much-sugar kind of way. And now I await in suspense the opening of tightly wrapped gifts, sitting under the […]
Well. Not quite yet. I’ll wish you a merry one right now though cause chances of me posting tomorrow are pretty much nil. Not that I think it matters.
I do hope you have a merry one though. Really.
The 24th is an odd day for me. I don’t feel like […]
The absolute worst are the child molesters. I am not even going to pretend to tolerate them.
Then comes the gang-bangers and conduct-disorder kids, whom I don’t dislike but I’m frustrated by. The bipolar and anxiety disorder suffers with psychotic (read: paranoid) features. Strangely enough, the addicts and delusional schizophrenics never bother me […]
So my final at 0730 took a grand total of twelve minutes. No. No, I am not exaggerating. I trucked on out of there at 0742 with a feeling bordering on elation of knowing most of the answers and hysteria of just thinking I know all the answers. It’s a fine […]
A couple of nights ago I wore high-heels and went out dancing. It was, to summarize, very not me. In fact, it could be surmised that it is everything that I am not. I had fun in an odd sort of way. It left me with the feeling of being six […]
Sometimes I think I’ve hit a level of pointlessness not before known to mankind.
My life is an exercise in ritual. I have the habits of getting up, of getting ready, of going to work, of interacting with people, of listening to music, of sleeping all in very definite and scripted ways. I know […]
Today I saw a camel. And a donkey.
And this conversation took place between a random man and me:
Man: Those pickles will kill you, girls.
Me: Oh, good.
Man: They’ll make you cross-eyed.
Me: Mmhmm.
Man: I got a cat yesterday. He’s cross-eyed.
Me: Did you feed him pickles?
Man: Yep. He had some pickles.
Me: Nice.
Gingerbread is good but a little overwhelming […]
