The worst is the waiting.

It’s because I blink too much that I’ll never be able to make it as a writer. It’s a logical train of thought, actually. (Have I written about this before on here? I think I have. Oh well. I’d scan the archives, perhaps, but I blink too much and it’d take too long.)
I blink too much, which causes me to read slowly. I read slowly, so I can’t read as large a quantity of others’ writings as real writers do. (You know how people always say if you can’t find time to read, you can’t find time to write? That’s what I’m going off of here.) So because I can’t read as much, obviously I won’t be able to write as much. And I’ll never be diverse and successful and wonderful and revered and it’s all because I blink too much. What is “too much

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  1. ben
    Comment by ben | 2007/01/07 at 02:07:13

    This comment is somewhat bizarre, and may or may not contain some “truly bizarre thoughts and actions

  2. Comment by Flint | 2007/01/07 at 11:47:24

    So whatever happened to being yourself and not caring what other people think about you? And what happens if worrying about what other people might think about you is being youself??? And what if you are really the only one with these crazy bizarre instances??? What then?

    Oh yeah, and I’d like you to know that as i was reading your rant about blinking too much, I couldn’t help but to blink through the entire paragraph.

    I had bacon this morning. I though you should know. It was delicious.

  3. Comment by Spiffy | 2007/01/17 at 02:34:57

    I’ll need to think of a confession, and you’ll get one, you know I’m good for it, but I have to say something.

    You should write creative non-fiction. You should be a columnist. I’d totally read your column every week. Come to Chicago and write for the Red Eye (a local free/edgy/18-34 demographic version of the Chicago Tribune) please.

    Remember, you give me the patience to read.

  4. Comment by thredd | 2007/02/07 at 17:07:31

    you are so cool.
    ..
    jane: you are HAPPENING.
    ..
    i mean this: literally.
    [not like, "happenin' *snaps*]
    ..
    you should name yourself:
    ..
    JANE, HAPPENING
    :.
    BTW
    ..
    in the last 72 hours
    thredd almost checked out for good:
    then was going to be committed:
    THEN went to church of choice
    for help : was ADVICED TO GO TO TEEN CHALLENGE
    [behaviour mod one year program for mostly youth ON DRUGGS!?!?!?!]
    [NOT thredd's prob. AND like being away from hubby a GOOD idea!? NOT]
    then was given a date for counseling
    THEN, on same date for counseling:
    by sed counselor
    was also asked to / after
    counseling….come:
    “jump up on stage in adjuct room”
    and help with worship/
    [guitar work]
    ..
    simultaneously:
    people who were to commit thredd
    decided :
    enroll thredd in animation program at art institute in dallas
    ..
    :.
    ISN”T THAT INTERESTING!?!?!?!
    ..
    THREDD,HAPPENING
    ..
    YOU ARE NOT FAT
    you have turned that age:
    where you don’t “feel light”
    [yah i know: jeans don't fit:]
    but it’s more psych than that
    ..
    BELIEVE ME
    ..
    IT WILL PASS
    :.
    in about 5 years
    ..
    but yes:
    do excersize:
    THIS IS YOUR BODY TELLING YOU
    YOU WILL get fat nd STAY fat
    because you are not a teenager anymore.
    ..
    :
    it is good that you blink:
    you’ll understand: that:
    later.
    :.
    take it from THREDD
    :.
    i know you don’t put much 10 cents to what i say
    :.
    but i actually know what i’m talking about.

    love:
    your dredd thredd champion
    and hey wassup dis!!!!!!!!!!!
    my love speak champ
    ….
    I AM NOT ON DEV BECAUSE I CAN”T DRAW RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
    me shaky shaky
    ..
    but i got newpens
    :.
    thredd has THOUSANDS of pens!
    :.
    thredd:OUT
    :.
    YOU WILL NEVER READ THIS
    PROVE TO ME THAT YOU HAVE


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