I love otters. I do love them. They’re probably in my top ten favorite things ever, right next to the Mayfield Paper Company trucks and blue stars. So you know it’s big.
Tonight I happened upon this video, and it is indeed so frickin’ cute you might throw up. But seriously, I actually gasped about a minute and twenty seconds in. That’s about the time it went from being “incredibly cute” to being “one of the most adorable and delightful things ever.”

Okay. I found a quiz I made up a couple years ago and just decided to repost it. After the cut tag:

1. X?
A. -Files.
B. Generation.
C. -axis.
D. +Ctrl=cut.

2. Measure traveling distance?
A. Miles, duh.
B. Goats!
C. Cigarettes.
D. Songs.

3. Boy bands are making a comeback.
A. True.
B. False.
C. Man, I hope not.
D. Junior high kids need something to listen to.

4. Vices?
A. One or two.
B. Countless.
C. *insane laughter*
D. None. For my next trick, I will walk on water.

5. Men don’t like women who write.
A. True.
B. False.
C. Men like women?!
D. whuts a wrighter?

6. Max Weinberg?
A. Seven!
B. No, I’m CBS all the way.
C. I think I dated him…
D. What the hell are you saying to me?!

7. Nothing good happens after _______.
A. Midnight.
B. 1:30 a.m.
C. 2 a.m.
D. I wake up.

8. Stars?
A. Blue, obviously.
B. Sky.
C. Mann’s.
D. Save or make.

9. Food?
A. Italian.
B. Mexican.
C. Chicken.
D. No, thanks, I’m anorexic.

10. Fifteen minutes?
A. Fame.
B. *censored*
C. Quarter of an hour.
D. Naptime!

Peace, love, and otters. Frickin’ adorable otters.