We all want something beautiful. Man, I wish I was beautiful.
Am I the only one celebrating Paris Hilton’s jail sentence right now? I doubt it. You’re all dancing in your seats, I’m sure. And on a related note, “The Simple Life” is still on the air? I thought that crap was cancelled years ago. Maybe it was just wishful thinking.
I think I just fixed the emergency brake on my car. That pretty much makes me the coolest person ever, I think.
I think my monitor is about to die on me. It keeps flickering. I moved the very small magnet sitting on my desk too, and that didn’t change things.
The price of stamps is going up again. And have you heard about the forever stamp? It’s a stamp you can buy at any price and use, well, forever without extra postage. So if you buy the new forty-one cent forever stamp and hold onto it until the year 2357 when stamps cost five dollars, that stamp is still good and you don’t have to add extra postage to get up to five dollars. Whether or not stamps will even be in use in 2357 is another issue altogether. Anyway, If you ask me, “the forever stamp” sounds like the title to a really bad NY Times Bestseller.
So what this means is: I’m going to mail out some postcards to anyone who wants one. Email me at jane at teamdaria dot com and give me your name and address and I will mail you a postcard. It’ll be a good one too. Fo’ shizzle.
I have recently discovered that “fo’ shizzle” actually means “for sure” and not, as I had suspected, “for shit.” Now you know as well.
Regarding mail, I have yet to send Sean’s prizes to him. I have also yet to get his full address from dismarum. Thus, I am officially laying the blame on her and completely exonerating myself from any related responsibility.
The semester is just about over. Enter: mix of joy and sadness. Mostly joy.
I also finished my novel for this semester, and it’s something I’m probably more than a little proud of. Preemptively, I would like to say: any NaNoWriMo participants can hereforth kiss my ass. En garde!
I think maybe I should start wearing brooches.
Here’s something interesting: A man in the Netherlands built an ark based on the dimensions given in the Bible. There’s a short video of it on the website. Check it out.
Also, Ronald Reagan’s diary entries will be released in a book entitled, The Reagan Diaries. It’s set to come out on May 22. Vanity Fair has published excerpts of the diary entries in its June issue. CNN.com has also published a few excerpts.
Speaking of Reagan, the first Republican Presidential Debate of the 2008 campaign was last night at Reagan’s library. I have it on tape if anyone wants to see it, but if you’re like me, it’s just going to piss you off. I also still have the Democratic Debate on tape as well. That one’s much better.
Okay. Now I have to move on down my list of things to do. Finally I can start to accomplish things. I am teh win, as we say.
Peace, love, and justice for celebrities who break the law.
You know, we could always just use regular email instead of myspace. Gmail is much more reliable.