So I just got back from watching Spider-Man 3 with Tim because he’s cool and likes superheros and will go see movies that involve superheros at 12:10AM on their opening date and not care that they don’t end till around 3:00AM.
I won’t give anything away in case you’d like to see it; I’ll just say [...]

There are times when I think I am genuinely insane. I mean it. I am overwhelmingly tempted to drive myself to the hospital and check myself in.
I’m slightly embarassed by this. I think if I’m lucid enough to realize that checking myself into a ward for a week or two may be [...]

I’m sitting, tired, at a 3 AM breakfast buffet and he looks at me.
“What?”
There’s a girl to my left with a giant wet spot on her breast. I mean it’s huge. She and her friend are screaming at the two looming fellows directly in front of them. One of the girls - [...]