There are birds outside my window that are chirping at 2:11 am. Yep. Birds. I was always under the impression that birds slept at night, but apparently, these didn’t get the memo. What kind of demonic birds stay up overnight and sing, anyhow? I really have to sleep. I need to be at work in 5 hours.

According to a google search, a lot of people seem to believe that birds that chirp at night are manifestations of witches and/or spirits trying to warn you that others are attempting to harm you. This seems to be in direct contradiction with each other and I don’t know which one is worse.

I’m about to go to Wal-Mart and buy some earplugs. Sorry if this post seems to be written by a 5th grader. I’m quite tired.