This is really cool. Normally I wouldn’t stare for extended amounts of time at a silhouette of a naked woman spinning around, but this time I’m making an exception.

I just don’t understand the game show Deal or No Deal, no matter how many times people explain it to me.

The new Subway commercials are genius. So is this Orbit commercial. It makes me grin stupidly. Plus, it reminds me of my mom, who never uses profanity, not even by accident. Normally I hate Orbit ads with an insane, raging passion. Seriously. What the French, toast?

So here’s the deal: self-disclosure actually affects our health and well-being. Research has proven that disclosing details about a traumatic experience, whether by talking to a friend/partner (with discretion), writing in a journal, or religious confession, actually results in less visits to health care providers. True story.

Oh, and Gandy’s milk sucks. It always spoils before it should. And it doesn’t taste as good as the generic brands. I don’t like it. True story.

The scent of the soap in our kitchen disorients me. True story.

My name is Jane, and I am NOT a member of the RAW fan nation.
I am, however, anxiously waiting for someone to create a channel entirely devoted to playing Law & Order 24/7. Any and all versions would be acceptable, except for those two short-lived spin-offs. Someone mention this to Ted Turner, please.

Okay.

Peace, love, and hilarious ads about euphemisms.