I almost got my fingernail ripped off by a crazy, 170 lb twelve year old boy yesterday. My body is sore from the ensuing takedown. I pretty much knew it was going to be a bad day when I walked in and he was running around, waving a belt over his head, and […]

Hi, hello.
Happy Late Thanksgiving to each of you.
Mine was good with relatively few sad emotions. Let’s say it was a vast improvement over the holidays in recent years. I’m still praying this Christmas will be my best yet.
Oh, oh! Plus we had snow on Thanksgiving! I was seriously so happy I got all choked up […]

I slept for a grand total of 14 hours and feel like it was not enough. Thank you Benadryl.
I had a rant built up here, but I don’t really feel all that into it anymore. However, you should probably go play Free Rice. It gets pretty hard. I now know the […]

Dismarum’s last post title made me sing my post title. So now you know.
Here’s the news:
So you know how the other day dismarum was all, like, “International Ben Day, International Ben Day”? Well, now I’m going to be like, “International Ben Day v2.0, International Ben Day v2.0.”
Why? Because we do, indeed, love Ben. Enough to […]

I get really annoyed by androgyny. I know some people find it attractive, but really, I just find it pretty antagonizing towards my senses. I want to know if you’re a boy or a girl. It’s just frustrating not knowing either way. Before I start sounding like a conservative asshat, I’m […]

For the life of me, I can’t think of what to say about this. In fact, I don’t even know what my opinion is.
In other news, I finally got the tattoo I’ve been wanting for years. I love it so much I just want to stare at my neck all day. No joke.

Here’s where else […]

Today is International Ben Day at TD. Why is it International Ben Day, you may ask? Well, because I manged to bork up the site somewhat major today and nuked the entire database, meaning that effectively I had erased the entire history of TeamDaria.com as it exists before you now in the archives. […]

About once a year, I go through a stage in which I resign myself to acceptance of the fact that no one will ever behave exactly the way I would like them to behave. I come to the point of a cynical realization that my expectations for everyone are way too high, and no one […]

Did you know you can buy human bones online for cheap? A finger bone costs only $5. A rib is $8. Holy crap. That seems wrong for some reason.
Alright people, so here’s the thing I’ve been avoiding talking about. More after the jump, because I’m weird like that.