If I had a dollar for every time I saw something for sale online that made me say, “What?! Why?!” or “No way” or “Are you frickin’ kidding me?” or “Oh, geez,” I’d have at least a few dollars. Probably more than that. But here are some things so bizarre and random, they left me speechless for a good thirty seconds (Feel free to use them as Christmas gifts. They might still ship in time.):

The Gangsta Rap Coloring Book.
Pregnant Woman Keychain. (with removable fetus!)
LIttle Joseph Candle Holder. You have to look at the picture to understand how truly bizarre this is.
Yiddish With Dick & Jane Book. Is it sad I actually want this for myself?
Immunity Idol Keychain. I’ve posted this before, I think. Be sure and read the line at the bottom: “Inside a latex condom is stored. Included are 2 refills.”
Swarovski Bling Band Aid. This is probably endorsed by Nelly.

Okay. That’s all for now. More time-wasters later.

Peace, love, and bling for your band aids.