[6:58, are you sure where my spark is]
Today is a day for a geek’s post. I am unapologetic in it.
A co-worker and I got into a debate yesterday about the worst/best movies of all time. It’s infinitely easier to make a solid ranking list of what you deem as Worst, as opposed to Best. Behold, my much lauded opinion on the subject is as follows:
Jennifer’s List of Worst Movies Ever…..Ever
1. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
2. Transporter 2
3. The Ring 2
4. Catwoman
5. The Brothers Grimm
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6. Titanic
7. The Fantastic Four
8. Battlefield Earth
9. Pearl Harbor
10. The Day After Tomorrow
Granted, a few of those I subjected myself to were known to be in poor taste (ie - Catwoman, Battlefield Earth, The Fantastic Four). Furthermore, while the Top 5 are pretty secure in their standing, the lower half of the Ten are to be demoted/promoted in turn as I watch more movies. Oh, and please don’t argue with me in regards to Titanic; Celine Dion had a major hit off of it. That is all I have to say.
My list of Best is much more fluid and apt to change, though most seem to be movies that have withstood the tide of my fickle temperament over the years. I think ranking films on the scale of “greatest” is on par with picking out your favorite band, or even worst, your favorite song. It doesn’t seem feasible. Given that I was put in a position to rank and then defend my choices, I’ve come up with the following (to be changed, rearranged, and totally redone as my life progresses/digresses/regresses):
Jennifer’s Top Ten Best Movies To Watch….Ever
1. Fight Club
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Pieces of April
4. Amelie
5. The Royal Tenenbaums
6. Pulp Fiction
7. Reservoir Dogs
8. Blow
9. Juno
10. Shaun of the Dead
I will defend my #10 pick to the rotting, human flesh-covered teeth if needed.
Oh and to change the subject completely, does anyone happen to know how stringent Newegg.com’s return policy is? Something horrific happened to my brand new processor/motherboard combo that caused my AMD64 X2 5000+ to run at 95