I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll.
So.
Check it out: on the front page of CNN.com. How come this area of Texas always gets negative attention? I’m relieved that I have Invisalign and can therefore be an exception. As for us being the fattest, angriest, and drunkest, well, at least the latter two are definite possibilities. I don’t think we’re the fattest. We’re just healthy. Very healthy.
Peace, love, and healthy, angry drunks with crappy teeth.