I am officially on my last set of braces. On the eighteenth of this month we’ll order my retainers. Am I ecstatic? In a word, yes.

In related news, I was told by a customer that I have a really great smile (I should have, I said, for as much as it’s costing me), that I’m really spectacular looking, and that he’s not trying to get into my shorts. Oh, and he also wants to take me to dinner. To talk about writing. And, I added, to talk about him investing in the organization.

Here’s one of the greatest commercials ever.

For other viewing …amusement, check out The Top 8 Worst Microsoft Promo Videos. I didn’t watch all of them, but number 2, “Microsoft 386 Made Impossible” is something you simply have to see. Mission Impossible + red high-top sneakers + white businesswoman rapping = necessary viewing. I had a reaction bordering on hysteria: from amusement to pure terror to laughter of disbelief in seven minutes or less. Think I’m kidding? This you have to see for yourself.

Don’t know if I ever mentioned this before, but most of you are aware of my weird desire to want to design shirts for just about everything. I’m aspiring to put the shirt designs altogether in one place over at Zazzle, because they have great options and great quality. I put two more shirts up:

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So that’s all.
Peace, love, and straight teeth.