[i wish i were elena filatova's eyes]
A Comprehensive List of What I Had in My Pockets Throughout the Week:
- a five dollar bill
- earbud headphones
- assorted change, mostly quarters
- three mini OTR graffiti markers (two black, one blue - one a drip mop)
- two Real Ale Brewing Co. bottle caps
- a Blizzard Authenticator
- a 1 GB flash drive
- a tin of Buzz Bites Chocolate Energy Chews
- someone else’s lighter (orange)
- two pens
- a bike lock key
- a receipt from Daybreak Coffee House
- a receipt from Little Panda
- one Sharpie (purple)
- an iPod
- a pocket notepad
- a message to Vivian
- three one dollar bills
- a cell phone
- car keys
- a box of matches
- a watch
- a receipt from Comet Dry Cleaners
- a Nintendo DS
- a fortune from a fortune cookie with the Chinese character for “Function”
- a bottle of dark red nail polish
- a tube of Burt’s Bees chapstick
- a bottle opener
- a multi-colored bouncy ball
- the game of Fluxx
- one dark green marble
- an Xacto knife
- one AA battery
- size 5 bamboo double pointed knitting needles
- an expired roll of 35mm film
- a letter opener
- a mini LED flashlight