Archive for the 'random' Category


[it really doesn't matter, they're not real anyway]

I am an idiot for varying reasons, the two most glaring being that self-deprecation is horribly tacky, but more importantly, I’m full of what feels like green bile set in my stomach, heart, throat, and head and am blogging when I should be hurrying up and finishing a paper for class so I can return [...]

[world domination is srs bsns]

My internet has been down for about three days. I chose to use that time constructively and discovered that Civ4 is more addicting than methamphetamine. Working on fission while Korea is just discovering the steam engine and then nuking the hell out of them for continually demanding that you trade them your hard-earned [...]

[sometimes i think that i'm bigger than the sound]

I’ve been having a series of weird dreams lately, all consisting of needing to evacuate to avoid an impeding disaster, natural or otherwise. Last night I strapped my essential belongings to my back and camped in a park in preparation of an oncoming tornado of biblical proportions. Those who stayed in stable shelter [...]

any old love won’t do…

Yesterday I went to a departmental picnic for work. It was fun. I actually stayed for a couple of hours. Usually I just make an appearance and then leave because I am completely unsociable. I’ve been trying to be more friendly. Anyway, yesterday at the picnic I noticed that I am no longer one of [...]

The one where she doesn’t really say anything new. At all.

I’ve been bad about not blogging lately, probably as a result of Working, Plurking, and Dot. Oops. Luckily now we’ve gathered others to the website to alleviate some of our guilt about laziness in posting.
If you’re not in Lubbock, you may not be aware of the mosquito absurdity taking place here. I’m convinced it’s one [...]

let it go

If I don’t tell someone about this I am going to explode. So I’m telling you. I think that every few years of my life since I graduated high school something has happened to turn my world upside down. First of all, two years after I graduated I got married. Then two years later I [...]

[today is a day to talk like a pirate]

I’m not much in the mood to do so, though.
I finally get to sever all ties with the detox center today after a 10 minute battlefest over the phone regarding my final paycheck, which I think they were hoping I’d just forget about.  During my final week there, a 30′ish year old man brought in [...]

[pick any other place and i'll be there too]

I do not feel well.  I don’t want to be awake and I don’t really want to be asleep.
Ugh.

one foot in front of the other…

Hello everyone. Instead of reading about the decline of Great Society liberalism I have decided to write this blog.  A few things for you to consider:
I was walking to the library last week and I passed a young man wearing a t-shirt that said something to the effect of “I’m not a gynecologist but I’ll [...]

That’s Me

Hello everyone! I’m Maverick.
I swear sometimes I use up most of my time trying to figure out in what order I need to do things to get them done most efficiently. For example, I spent at least fifteen minutes this afternoon trying to decide which books I need to read this weekend and in what [...]