Being in a motel room reminds me of him.
I say that like not everything else reminds me of him, and it does. Driving this same highway, eating at this same restaurant reminds me of him. Billboards and Bible stories that carry his name remind me of him. Cars with high mileage, teachers, and anything related [...]

In the realm of Things Too Bizarre For Me To Begin To Grasp and Things So Disturbing I Think I Just Entered Into A Pee-wee Herman Movie and Things Guaranteed To Make Me Have Some Seriously Screwed-Up Dreams, I now bring you the only thing to completely satisfy the requirements for all three categories: Green [...]

Happy Easter three days ago.
Here’s why I was excited about Easter:
I’ve been reading the Pentateuch recently on my journey through the Bible, and let me tell you–Leviticus and Numbers? Not that exciting. The vast majority of the books deal with rules of what can and can’t be done, explicit detailed descriptions of how things should [...]

We have so much to talk about, so let’s get started.
First off, with the hilarity:
Our lovely Sean wins seventeen million jane points for continuing to send us the crème de la crème of the random, non sequitur world. A week ago, TD received two–yes, two!–albums by Guido and the Wal-Mart Band.

Now, you may [...]

I feel guilty when I request the American cheese at Subway. I’m convinced everyone in the restaurant will point their fingers at me and chant, “Xen-O-Phobe! Xen-O-Phobe!” I mean, it hasn’t happened yet, but it will. I think.
In other news, sometimes PB&J sandwiches hurt the roof of my mouth. Is that weird?
So. Here are some [...]

If I had a dollar for every time I saw something for sale online that made me say, “What?! Why?!” or “No way” or “Are you frickin’ kidding me?” or “Oh, geez,” I’d have at least a few dollars. Probably more than that. But here are some things so bizarre and random, they left me [...]

I hesitate to make this post because dismarum’s slated to post some monday music and I have some weird guilt complex about posting when someone else is posting.
Why do I keep coming across the phrase “artful dodger” lately? Fate is trying to tell me something.
Has anyone else read The Secret yet? My mom gave me [...]

Dear family, friends, and people I don’t know so much but thought might enjoy being a part of The Internet Revolution,
Let me break it down for you:
1. Someone sent a card on which the words “You stink.” were written to someone else.
2. Someone else took pictures of the “You stink.” card in various different places [...]

Dear family, friends, and people I don’t know so much but thought might enjoy being a part of The Internet Revolution,
Let me break it down for you:
1. Someone sent a card on which the words “You stink.” were written to someone else.
2. Someone else took pictures of the “You stink.” card in various different places [...]

Dear family, friends, and people I don’t know so much but thought might enjoy being a part of The Internet Revolution,
Let me break it down for you:
1. Someone sent a card on which the words “You stink.” were written to someone else.
2. Someone else took pictures of the “You stink.” card in various different places [...]