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I want to be a lion. Everybody wants to pass as cats.

Dear friend of Team Daria,
First off, that color you’re wearing looks great on you. You should wear that more often.
Second, if you don’t have your shoes on, slip them on now. Then rundon’twalk to your nearest video store, Wal-Mart, Target, Best Buy, Circuit City, K-mart, whatever, and buy the movie Half Nelson. This film is, [...]

I think I’ll get a lover and fly ‘em out to Spain.

So Mel calls on Friday and tells me there’s a LOST poster I need to check out on the corner of 50th and Elgin. Today is my day-off-day, so I grab my Polaroid (which I’ve just decided needs a name) and head around town to find photo-worthy signs.
It takes me a bit to find this [...]