I’ve been bad about not blogging lately, probably as a result of Working, Plurking, and Dot. Oops. Luckily now we’ve gathered others to the website to alleviate some of our guilt about laziness in posting.
If you’re not in Lubbock, you may not be aware of the mosquito absurdity taking place here. I’m convinced it’s one [...]

So it seems I’ve contracted a terrible disease called laziness. At first I thought I was merely recovering from a serious state of exhaustion, but now it’s obvious I’ve been afflicted. So basically, I don’t want to do anything these days. I don’t even want to leave my house. I want to lounge in my [...]

HOLY CRAP I JUST REALIZED IT’S BEEN ALMOST A MONTH SINCE I HAD ANYTHING TO SAY WOW.
*cough*
Things that have happened since my last post:
1. I went to Omaha.
2. I love Omaha.
3. I wrote a vampire story.
4. I don’t love my vampire story.
5. I started watching Studio 60.
6. I fell in love with Studio 60.
7. Studio [...]

Am I the only one so ready for November? Eight minutes. Thank God for November.
And now, an appropriate quote courtesy of Ralph Ellison:
“Life becomes a masquerade; exotic costumes are worn every day.”
Word of advice: if ever in doubt, ask yourself: What Would Bacon Do?
I am not as silly right now as I may seem. It’s [...]

Tickle thinks I’m so frickin’ smart, I should be a detective.

Peace, love, and “PhD Certified” IQ test results to you and your mom.